A few days ago I was thinking about the things I am going to miss at my job, and the things I am not going to miss. I am not going to miss my crap stapler. It is as hulking as such a small object can manage to be, it jams frequently, and it is no where near pleasing to use. A great stapler is a joy: ca-CHUNK! ca-CHUNK! And yes, I know I’m weird. But don’t you agree just a little? And while there are some good staplers still in production, for the most part it’s vintage staplers that embody that elusive, elegant combination of form and function I’m looking for.
Among the many pleasing aspects of staplers are the weight (all or mostly metal goes a long way, though a bit of Bakelite is cool), the curves (so fun to draw!), and the staple-loading instructions engraved right into the staplers, usually with some excellent arrows.
And so here is a small collection that would make me happy: vintage staplers. As before, these all seem to be widely available objects. And as with the tall sock drawing, I’m happy to pull out an individual stapler if you’d like a drawing of just the one (individual prices range from $15 to $30).
From the top we have a Presto Desktop, an Ace Cadet Lift (very similar to the Ace Liner), a Swingline Cub Plier, and a Swingline Speed.
These staplers cost $84, and so does this drawing!